Jo's Cocktails

This one is all about the strawberries:
One can of tinned strawberries
Some milk
Some Strawberry Nesquik
Malibu 2 shots
Vodka 2 shots

Must be drunk whilst listening to "Blame it on the Boogie" by Jackson 5.

To create this little doosy mix:
Malibu 1-2 shots
Smirnoff Vodka 2-4 shots
2/3 Bananas
Some Milk
A sprinkle of Cocoa
And a DelMonte Fruit Pot of your favourite flavour, we used pineapple.

When drink you must first make two humping motions whilst saying naugh-ty-al-am then chug.